Dead niggers

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Once Newton was resting under a tree, doing nothing in particular. All of a sudden a dead nigger hits his head and he has an astonishing idea; he established the following law:

"A dead nigger is in fact dead, but it will never ever come close to how much of a dead nigger the shemmy is."

And thus, the study of dead niggers was born.

Dead niggers are niggers who are dead.[α 1]

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  1. As the name suggests, a dead nigger must be both dead and a nigger in order to classify as a dead nigger; otherwise, it would either be a dead but otherwise nondescript (by the limits of conversation) individual, or a live nigger. Though, if the word "nigger" is used alone, it would not be unusual/inappropriate for it to refer to a dead nigger without focusing on the nigger's death.