Niggers

Niggers (also known as bucks, negroes, or dindunuffins) are definitely real people and NOT shaved gorillas. You WILL NOT investigate the gorilla shaving center. They are a soyjak's favourite animal and indirect sexual companion of choice.

Species

There are several species of nigger that can be found on Earth, listed below:

Groundniggers

Your regular garden-variety nigger. Their prey of choice is watermelon and chicken. They reproduce in a parasitic fashion by knocking up white women (usually by rape), leaving at the last moment, and moving on to another one.

Toiletniggers

Toiletniggers dwell in sewers and emerge from toilets to ambush unsuspecting prey. They are the source of the horrible smell because they throw their leftover chicken in the water.

Kangz

An endangered nigger species that existed from 3100-30 BC. Studies show they wuz flyin' pyramids and sheit. Most were systematically killed and had dey history stolen in 30 BC by da white man, the remaining population continued to found great societies like Wakanda. Research suggests all niggers would be kangz 'n sheet if white people never showed up to give them food and technology.

List of niggers

• Tyrone
• Tariq Nasheed
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• Black Nerd Comedy
• yunglimabean

Copypastas

Bix Nood

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dat shieett fr on dat muhfuggin sheeet dude gotta do bo poo poo muhfugga rres me bruthas fo dugs and bed an shieeet muhfugga

sup dat wat do copa dat dude dat poom boo muh fuggin wad da dood tomad do watta do muhhfugga bix nood wuttbba bubba mo do doaad bix wubba da do did bix nood coppa dat muthafucka wabba dat dude muthfucking cop ho ass muthafucka coppa dat homo nigger wahat dat dude muthafucka bix nood coppa that ho that dude that muthafucking hoe ass nigga mutha fucka wabba dat dood mutha fucka dat nigga bix nood po muh gib dat tum muha fuggin bix nood cosbon

mup da dooo bim tum dat muh fugga bix nood wat da dood ass mutha fucka da dum to tum to that coppa ho that dude bix nood coppa that hoe muthafuckin slop nigger

cof fin dub do bo ho ass mutha fucka mup da doo les me ask yo muthafugga bo bin a qus tun muhfugga

cof bin bo ho dat ass muhfugga bin bo dat shieeet my nigger what da fucka dat bo bin shieeet co bin bo dat what ever the fuck what da doo boo baht wup dat bo bin dat co muhfugga

Vsauce

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.

Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? Niggers.

According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin.

That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men... was... zero.

In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites...

So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.?

Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points, and AIDS victims would go down a staggering... 67... percent.

Significant changes for race that only makes up 13% of the population.

But what is... "race"?

In biology, races are distinct genetically divergent populations ‘’within the same species’’, with relatively small morphological and genetic... differences.

Populations can be described as ecological races if they arise from adaptation to different local habitats or geographic races when they are geographically isolated.

However, if sufficiently different, two or more races can be identified as... sub... species. So how long do two races have to be isolated from one another before they're considered separate species? Earlier this year, Archaeologists found artefacts in a cave on Western Australia’s Barrow Island dating back more than 50,000 years, making it Australia’s earliest known site of human occupation.

In contrast, the domestication of the dog began just 15,000... years... ago.

This distance, some several thousand miles between the mainlands of Australia and Asia also caused another kind of distance.

Genetic... distance.

Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between species or between populations within a species.

Dogs and wolves have been found to have a shorter genetic distance between each other than Negroids and non-Negroids.

On the Creation of Niggers

When, long ago, the gods created Earth

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;

Yet were they too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,

Th' Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a NIGGER.