Glass bottle incident

On 1 May of 2024, it was reported that our beloved manager turned Onlyfans model, 56-year old Pool arrived at the local hospital with a 500 ml bottle wedged into her rectum. During an investigation led by a commission of female experts, it was concluded that Pool was assaulted and raped by an 18-year old Albanian immigrant, who was captured in Warsaw's gay bordel a day after.

Despite extensive damage to her vagina, Pool is currently engaged with her rapist and set to merry in June.