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| [[File:Chud faces 3.png|alt=Clockwise from top left: Patrick Crusius, H.P. Lovecraft, Thomas Matthew Crooks, "Doreen" Ford.|thumb|350x350px|Two people in this image are Jewish. Can you guess which?]]
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| The '''chud phenotype''' is a set of often-coinciding facial characteristics found on political extremists of all types (though initially associated with "far-right incel" boogeymen) resulting in a constant ''"pissbaby frown"'' expression.
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| These features often include: a hook-shaped bulbous nose, [[wikipedia:Nasolabial_fold|nasolabial folds]], a narrow jaw, huge forehead, thick lips, and almost non-existent chin.
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| == Cause ==
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| [[File:Normal eye vs. Myopic eye.png|175px|thumb|The constant frown of the chud puts tension on the eyes, deforming them and requiring glasses.]]
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| The chud phenotype is part genetic, part environmental; most features can be attributed to [[autism]]. Most autists are mouth-breathers from a young age, fucking up the airways of the skull and causing the face to grow into an unnaturally long and flat shape. This is why almost all "nerds", no matter their race or background, look exactly alike.
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| Other features (nose shape, nasolabial folds, pouty lips) are caused by a constant angry/disgusted expression; most chuds and trannies are miserable and unfulfilled, some neurotic enough to become terrorists, so it should come as no surprise that they unconsciously frown enough for it to permanently warp the muscles of their face.
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Revision as of 17:00, 13 August 2024
