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Staying safe on the Shemmy

"Staying safe on the Shemmy is easy! Here is a guide:

1 Only talk to people who seem friendly.

2. Block anyone who makes you feel uncomfortable.

3. Don't click links from strangers.

4. Don't share personal information like your name or address.

5. Have fun and be respectful to others."

Proposal to soyduel

Your proposal to an onionsduel: your proposal to an onionsduel has been declined due to the following:

1.i dont like you

2.youre gay

3.you post bad basedjaks

Mameson poster

>A few days ago.. I used to describe myself as a “Mameson poster.”

>Each and everyday I toiled away at my keyboard..

>Make a mameson out of this /qa/ literal whom show, make a new mameson variant out of this, make a new mameson variant out of that.. That was until.. I saw the thread..

>I know what it said. I’ve memorized it since I first saw it..

>”Why is there no mameson porn yet.”

>I thought it’d just be the typical bait post. Maybe a frog laughs at nusoicacas, maybe someone says “lul I’d masturbate to it” but nothing else surely.

>I replied with a demonic soijak.. It was Cobson as the devil I remember.

>I kept looking at the thread, and then I saw it..

>”geg” with the filename as “clipboardimage.png)”

>i thought it was bait.. It should’ve been bait.. But I clicked on it, and I saw it..

>It was Mameson.. with massive breasts.. and wings.. sitting on what I believed to be a cloud. It shutters me to my core to have to think about the details of the image but my therapist told me i had to come to terms with it before I could truly heal.

>then after more kept coming.. There was one with mameson with a huge, just massive penis. I was at a lack of words.. one man said “BMC?!” And.. That’s when I snapped.

>I went into File Explorer and deleted my mames. Over 200 different variants, variants of variants, EVERYTHING had to go.

>I hid beneath the sheets that night. Those images of mameson still clear in my vision..

>And eversince? Never posted a mame again.

Froot was right about this place

>soygem.party

>no soys

>no gems

>no party

Froot was right about this place. This really is a nigger.party.

Frootcord anti-shemmy pasta

SHEMMY

>actively hires discord mods

IS

>lets codefag wipe the site

HOL UP

>unbans lolicon and defends it

ONE SEC

>bidenflare 24/7

SHEMMY

>telegramcord where all the jannies gossip about each other

IS

>manager posts cp

WAIT

>switches admins every week

HOL UP

>can't stop one botter

GEMMY

Sex With Mameson

I want to have sex with Mameson. Everytime I see Mameson's blue little ears and yellow body I get a massive fucking boner. His little smirk and his eyes staring into my soul is so fucking hot. FUCK dude, I just want to place him down on the floor and just start ramming my cock into his little mameass. Mameson will be filled and explode after I finish with him. This might also sound weird, but I get hard to the flag of Ukraine because it reminds me of mameson. I watch Ukrainian news so I can see their flag and start jerking off to it because it looks like Mameson's signature colors. I donated my saving to Ukaine for this reason, I am constantly horny when I think of Mameson, he's just so fuckable and cute. If Mameson was real, I would fuck him so many times he would have to be in a wheelchair.

I want to have sex with him, I will find a way.

Nuteen sperg-out

Once again another thread of some gay obese smelly faggot posting his gay cartoon ponies or underage girl anime. You're probably a pedophile, OP. I wouldn't let you near a school. It's quite ironic you complain about the catalog when you post shit like this. I think you should consider killing yourself, because nobody should have to live like this. Spending your day posting shit like this and hoping it gets better, wow man, that's just miserable. I don't know anyone who would want to live that lifestyle. Posting your anime girls isn't going to help anybody, also 17 filename. You aren't even old to this, you just got sucked in, so stop it. But it's probably too late, you'll keep eating your slop and dying slowly while posting your lucky star bullshit. Not even good for slice of life, fuck you OP. I hope you rot in hell, nobody will ever have sex with you. Nobody, even if you did you'll end up becoming on the blacklist for prostitutes', because I know damn well your fatass isn't going to have sex with any normal functioning member of society. I hate people, HATE, people like you, stop complaining, get a life, or kill yourself. There is no other way.

The shemmy jannycord

The shemmy jannycord exists and it has literal fucking groomers inside it. Stab a shemmycuck and a pedophile bleeds. They regularly share lolicon, which is already worse than most other things that people aren't allowed to say, and they openly jerk off to young teenagers which is literally illegal in most states. These pedophiles, these groomers, and these shemmycucks are all one and the same. They make up the backbone of the shartywhiner movement. There is no possible reconciliation, no possible compromise, and there can be no mercy. They endlessly seethe about us shartychads, and yet I'm sure that every single shemmycuck is secretly jelly about how we don't need some random 14-year-old girl to feel like a man and the fact that we output more OC in a day than they do in a year.

It's time for shartychads to unite and rise up to crush the shemmycucks once and for all. We will raid them endlessly and without mercy. We will hunt them to the ends of the earth, and we will ensure that their dream of an actual unified movement never comes to fruition. We will make sure that they are crushed and discarded into the dustbin of history, a pathetic memory of a subculture doomed to failure, and that the shartywhiner movement will be nothing more than a hilarious afterthought of history. We will btfo them and crush all shemmycucks into the dirt, until there is not a single trace of the shemmycord left on this earth, and the world can be cleansed from the filth that is the shemmycuck. Fuck shemmycucks, and fuck their jannycord.

Hey all, Obsessed here

Hey all, Obsessed here. I think where your skibidi toilets are really missing the point is the 'fe queen's datamining arizona samefag jartycuck is the coal that killed the sharty's BNWO tranny variant:unknown janny chud, that had a gyatt stretching from /trant/ to Jay Louis Irwin's Pat the NES Punk troonslop marge inducing leebait and frognigger touhou cuck necrobump that killed s4s' attempts to force a brimstone cytube into the /pol/ catalog that Vaush promptly discovered by searching the Andy Sixx desuarchive and swiftly arrived at the conclusion that the tranime avatarfags on /soy/ were behind consensual sexape's assassination that caused gookmoot to shut down Kiwifarms and its lust inducing image of the /vp/edo discord constantly spamming /lgbt/'s catalog with a24 slowburn phonk edits of W.T. Snacks' thrembo inch Gyatt that left the unbothered frenschan immigrants from Steam dumbfounded, to say the least. There is no evidence that Scott the Woz' in-depth investigation of lolkek's activities during the brief but bloody civil war on /mlp/ ever bore fruit in deciphering the true intentions of the teamspeak cabal's monopoly on the shitcoin shilling business. In my opinion we will get closer to understanding why the Nebraska rangeban caused Captain Coal's glegle harem to start raiding pixelplanet and asking Moot to filter all instances of the glowie commiepedotroon's attempts at forcing futa Cirno porn on the undertale thread on /v/'s subreddit and derailing every bunkercuck that tries to steal the trant GET by doxxing Soot. Null has responded by DDOSing the entirety of the breadtube HQ on 4cuck island, which the oldfag circlejerk on r/196's politically incorrect board condemned and demanded that the election tourist gamergate samefag's reddit cancer stops constantly trying to post CSAM on their Youtube comment section. Fredrik Knudsen was left speechless but highlighted his support for the gemmy sneedposter's difficult campaign to restore the longcat forum on the furfag cancer site that the UTTP previously nuked. ScrewAttack remains Shmorky's largest consistent supplier of newfag cancer that lowered the post quality on ED's Skype megathread. Obama wasn't aware of the Wii U shill plot to perpetrate a falseflag attack on Kekistan's largest airport and blame it on Lowtax, but it was pretty obvious that something about the self-proclaimed Comanche alt-right podcast owner didn't add up, despite his constant parroting of Antifa's low-effort shitty memes causing another Soyvil War on Kohlchan's catalog between shitposting newfags that supported the Xbox 360 during the console war on Nintendo's homefront and the moderators of FurAffinity's thread on 8chan which the fliguposters simply refused to stop stealing Hotwheels' sproke for their Dark Kuzist revolution plot to destabilise the situation on Miiverse, as well as the Nintendo Switch E-Shop's splinter board, simply called "420chan", previously home to the Gears of War discussion threads, and the GTA 6 leak discord. The nail in the coffin for the Zoroastrian underage cancer was ProJared's response video to Hasan Piker about his previously unheard of botnet that released the IPs of everyone who posted on the Scott the Woz Wiki prior to September 2003. Lee Goldson has gone on record saying "We could never have expected the barneyfag's obsession with using AI to create fake screenshots framing users of the 3DS discussion community of trying to doxx the CEO of Microsoft and accusing him of soliciting sex from Moot. This has been proven in detail on my Youtube channel, where i uploaded a 3 hour long video detailing my thorough investigation of his wicked crimes." The Wii Shop Channel has announced its closure in response to this media bombshell, infuriating the bury pink girl MySpace chat, who accused the government of Somaliland of blackmailing the entire staff team of r/trees and promptly began raiding other boards with obscene imagery. The only imageboard that remained unphased by the releasing of Doug Bowser's nude photographs on Wikifur by it's Radical Islamist wing. The admin of the pokefur IRC, Jontron, has come out with a series of screenshots depicting what appears to be an analysis of the metadata and spectrograms from the August 2027 Nintendo Direct (the same one on which Nintendo's newest console, the Nintendo Incelcuck was revealed) which allegedly contain a series of encrypted codes constituting a link to a VRChat furry hypnosis session containing a wall texture which contained a link to a Tibetan buddhist imageboard where the most recent staff announcement contained a hidden link to an onionsite where entering the Konami code revealed a lengthy announcement by a left-hand path Satanic cult to its members, stating that they have nearly finished infiltrating every major imageboard's staff team and were preparing to compile the personal information of almost all the users in order to blackmail them into posting their underage pictures en masse on the Splatoon 10 Miiverse community. This news took the web by storm, causing a massive uproar and causing 4chan to descend into chaos.

Froll scenario

Scenario: froot and doll book a hotel room to have steaming hot gay sex. Froot decides he will be top and doll will be at bottom. After dinner out they start making out. Froot undresses doll and sticks in xis twp. Doll is obviously not pleased so he calls his wife's good friends. Soon enough, someone knocks at the door. It was none other than Tyrone, Jamal and DeShawn. Doll was overjoyed but Froot didn't even know what future was awating him. Before he knew it, froot found himself tied to a chair and forced to watch as Tyrone, Jamal and DeShawn pleased Doll the way he wanted to be pleased